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Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
8:32 am - Jack quietly gives up lawsuit, hilarity ensues


I just put up this article last night. I found it all very comical. Enjoy!

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Monday, April 17th, 2006
9:00 pm - start your bidding


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Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
2:16 pm - Jack does it again


I can't believe Jack just told us his sob story about his sister in law having cancer and that he's trying to get 'revenge' for her. Maybe God is trying to tell him something and he won't listen.

current mood: annoyed

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Thursday, March 2nd, 2006
1:11 pm - Unexpected


Who would of thought that Jack would support Howards position considering he attempted to get Stern banned in Florida in the first place?

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Monday, February 20th, 2006
3:06 pm - WHAT THE HELL?


How the hell do you sue Wikipedia in the first place? I mean, I don't think it's possible to sue an online encyclopedia without looking like a madman. I'm sorry, but it's hard to even try to take this seriously without laughing to yourself. I keep telling myself "Don't act shocked. This is Jack Thompson we're talking abbout here.", but it always fails. Jesus fucking Christ.

current mood: befuddled by stupidity

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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
6:27 pm - Oh, fuck the "members only" idea. Just fuck that, alright?

Anything that insults Jack Thompson sounds good to me. A little immature with the insults, but who cares? All that matters is that it was made to mock this self-important mother-fucker:


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Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Yep. You read correct. I'm pretty much going to stop posting updates here unless I update an event in less than 20 hours after it was reported. If you guys want to post things late, be my guest. There's not much traffic here anyway, and until we get some common posters, I'm simply not going to update very often.

Besides, this place is better anyway:


However, fi you would like to post a comment that you're afraid to post over there, then create a new entry and post it here. Also, this is going under private as of now.

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Monday, February 6th, 2006
10:38 pm


First off, I'd like to say:

Holy Shit, Orange Lounge Radio? I didn't know they donated. That's pretty fucking sweet.

Anywho, congrats on actually doing something instead of doing what I did: Making some unpopular LJ community about heckling some douche you don't like. I would've donated, but I don't have a damn clue how to use those donator things and I will probably never learn how, not even in my spare time.

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Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
3:02 pm - lj user attempts to touch the heart of the Grinch: Flowers for Jack


Normally, i'd say something completely negative and one-sided, but this time I'll predict the different out-comes:

1. It will change nothing and he'll call them "suck-ups".

2. He will forgive us and let us be.

3. He'll forgive us, and then, 3 hours later, some moron does something completely moronin that they saw in a video game/sends a death threat to him. In the end, everything will be the same (or quite possibly even worse).

4. He will reply with a badly-typed E-mail insulting them, but remain quiet for a few weeks knowing that the news will be up his ass about the who incident.

5. The gates of Hell will be opened and unleash destruction upon the world.

What could happen? You, the readers at home, will decide (well, not really).

If you want the community url, go nuts:


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Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
11:22 pm - Jack Thompson, you are a monster

I joined this community just so that I could write this open letter, because I need to vent my outrage at Jack Thompson after the comments he left about that poor soul who committed suicide (see post below me). Most of his comments were deleted, but you can read this letter that he sent to the site that Mitchell S. was a member of.

Jack Thompson, you are the Joseph McCarthy of our time, and so I must echo the words of of Joseph Welch when he asked Senator McCarthy when I say to you, Jack Thompson, "You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"

This wasn't about video games in the least bit, and in the most cowardly fashion possible, you turned a personal tragedy into a chance for you to grandstand. This has nothing to do with video games. People committed suicide before video games were invented, and there will always be people who will lose hope and try to take their lives, but this is not the time for you to push your agenda. A young man has died. Do you fathom that at all Mr. Thompson? A young man has died, and if it were your son who had taken his own life, would you want people using this as a chance to mock you? A young man suffered and died, and his loved ones did all they could to save him, and all you can do is gloat?

Have you no shame?

I hope you never have to endure the intense pain of losing someone dear to you to suicide like Mitchell's family and friends have. This boy was suffering, he was sick, and saying such heartless things only furthers the myth that people who commit suicide are somehow cowards. You call yourself a Christian Mr. Thompson, and to that I must say "Physician, heal thyself!" Correct your own egotistical ways, your complete disrespect for the lives of other people, your intolerance to human dignity before you chastise people during a time of grief. "Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy". You're a Christian man Jack, so start acting like one.

I hope God has mercy on your soul Jack Thompson.

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Friday, January 20th, 2006
10:09 pm - Twisted son of a bitch.


I hate the bastard. He disgusts me.

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9:54 pm

Gabe, discussing the Penny Arcade book released today:

"Amazon is saying that our book is ranked 261 in sales which I’m super
proud of. As a side note, Jack Thompson’s new book is ranked 127,855.
Feel free to ZOMGLOL."

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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
9:01 pm - He's at it again...


Summary: Jack Thompson mailed Paul Eibeler (CEO of Take-Two) to claim that the recent beatings of homeless people in Flordia are a direct result of gamers doing the same in The Warriors, Manhunt, and all three GTA games. Also set a deadline for them to pull all of those games, else he and others "shall proceed to secure appropriate remedies against your company in these regards."

Well, the deadline he set in that letter has come and gone...any bets on what particular brand of hot air he plans on blowing this time?

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Sunday, January 15th, 2006
10:04 pm - Finally
kyozoku Hello everyone! I just joined a moment ago, extremely happy that there's a community here dedicated to the denouncement of the idiocy that is Jack Thompson.

I strongly dislike Jack Thompson. This enmity is merely in reply to his overwhelming dislike of me, a gamer. When I first heard of Jack and his "crusade" I didn't know whether to laugh or to...well...laugh. I'm honestly surprised that he hasn't choked yet on the staggering amount of shit that comes out of his mouth. I'd actually hate him for what he's trying to portray the gaming community as, but I don't want to waste that much effort on him.

Anyway, since I joined the community I'm sure what's stated above isn't really news to anyone, but I never miss an opportunity to repay the favor to Mr. Jack. Thanks!

current mood: tired

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Saturday, January 14th, 2006
3:30 am - and now for something not at all different


not news, but easily very funny.

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Sunday, January 8th, 2006
3:18 pm - Jack goes to war!

fuck yeah!


this is the coolest shit i've heard in weeks. here I was afraid he'd given up. apparently the only reason he took his old anti-gaming site down was so that he could put up a new anti-florida-bar site. The man is going batshit, and I love it.

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11:26 am - Jack wants Bush's help


Yes, president Bush. An idiot asking for an idiot's help. Typical.

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Sunday, December 25th, 2005
8:48 pm

Merry Christmas, and may your holidays be Jack Thompson-free. I would wish you have a great time during the other holidays that happen around this time, but I forget how to spell the others. ^^;

Happy Holidays!

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Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
10:03 pm - Let's do something fun

Everytime something new appears on this community, I'm always inspired to use my imagination to invoke some form of punishment on a false Jack Thompson. Or at least call him a retard in front of a fake Jack Thompson. But I have a more entertaining idea, and perhaps it'll help us to know our fellow Thompson-bashers.

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This here is my Gaia avatar creation of Jack Thompson. I'd like to see some sort of comic or single-frame depiction of what you would say or do to Jack Thompson if you ever saw him face-to-face. You don't have to use this avatar of him of course, original artwork or other avatars are welcome. I don't think there should be any real deadline..

Anyway, this isn't a contest or anything. I'm just curious to see how you would react if you ever got a chance to be in the same room or area with Jack Thompson :)


current mood: amused

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6:04 pm - WHAT.


Erm...... uh...... hmmmmmmmm........


I am seriously stumped as to what I should comment about this. Somebody help me out.

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